June 28th, 2009
NEW Danni, Denise, Brazil, 1 Jessie, 1 Cassie and 1 Diamond.wmv

CLUBBUTTSXXX UPDATE:  NEW Chyanne Jacobs SCENE

July 5th, 2009
NEW Model Lainna White

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Secret See more of Secret Meet Secret. Secret is a Sugar find. Sugar calls me saying she found a model. I asked, "What her booty looking like?" Sugar replies, "It's big!" and passes me Secret's telephone number. I call Secret and of course, I asked, "What your booty looking like?" She was stumped. So, we went to the CLUBBUTTS website while on the phone with each other. Once there, I say, "Compare your butt to another model's butt. She looks around and says, "I think my butt is more like Roni's butt." Sold! Photo shoot time! On our scale, I will give Secret booty an 8.5 Spice See more of Spice Big Beautiful Woman. Yes, CLUBBUTTS First BBW. Meet Spice. My man Johnny Quick takes me to an underground function in Harlem. I see Spice in the spot, I approach her, all in her ear, hands on her butt... CLUBBUTTS style of course. I slide her a call. She says she'll call. But dig, I gave Spice a card before, she didn't call. I bring that fact to the table. So, she takes my cell and places her number in it. I give her a call a couple of days later. Throw in a couple of more days and Spice's big booty is in the studio. Sugar See more of Sugar Meet Sugar. My man Jack Smuggs is out in Brooklyn when Sugar steps to him looking for work. Now, I wasn't there but I know Jack! Jack probably asks, "Well, what type of work are you looking for?" Jack then checks her frame not hearing a word Sugar says. Jack rudely interrupts by saying, " I don't know about all that but I have a card..." Jack then realizes he don't have any more CLUBBUTTS cards continues, "Take this number down and tell Dole I sent you!" She did. In the rear, Sugar is holds a 7.5  Mahogany See more of Mahogany Meet Mahogany! My man Buck of BuckBros. hooked me up with her credentials. Days later, I dropped Mahogany a line and set up a photo session. She's a shorty but finer than a maw'fuck.. Cool too! Mahogany came over with her DVD's (She does porn. See: All Dat Azz 24) Anyways, we sit down and watched her flicks as she critiqued them. That's the fly shit! Y'all don't know anything about that! Mahogany was too fun to work with. Hey she taught me a thing or three! We at CLUBBUTTS is billing her ass an 8. Princess See more of Princess Meet Princess! I met this fly young lady at Gun Hill Road. Princess passed by me, catching me ill prepared. Oh well, shit happens. Fortunately for me, hours later Princess walks by again. This time I'm prepared. I pass her a CLUBBUTTS card, run down the law and keeps it moving. She calls back and I explain the site to her. She tells me, she is not ready for all that. I sighs and move on. She calls back a month later with a change of heart. Showtime! Princess' butt on the CLUBBUTTS scale is a mean 9.  PhattyGirl See more of PhattyGirl Meet PhattyGirl. I met this thick one at an underground jump off on the Grand Concourse in the Bronx. My boy John Quick took me to it. he figured I could move some CLUBBUTTS cards. Smart man, that John Quick is. PhattyGirl was up in the spot. I grabbed her by the wrist to get my grind on while steady  pitching CLUBBUTTS in her ear. A couple of days later, we are talking on the phone and setting up a time for a photo session. Throw in a couple of more days, shoot time. PhattyGirl is draggin' an 8 on our scales. Kendra See more of Kendra Meet Kendra. This photo shoot was not done by me! This is a Chopper special. Hmm, let me see if I can say it like Chopper can. Chopper finds a worthy model for CLUBBUTTS, He calls me, then he find out that Kendra is too shy to do a photo shoot for me, yet is comfortable letting Chopper do the shoot. I can understand that but we at CLUBBUTTS don't do that sort of thing until Chopper shows me the pics! I never met Kendra so I did not get a chance to study her butt. So saying that, I will give Kendra a 9  Tastee See more of Tastee Meet Tastee, I met this foxy young lady at Intervale Avenue in the BX. She was with her friend fighting off the cats coming from the Guyana Day parade. I called her and her friend over and handed them both CLUBBUTTS cards. Fortunately this fly girl called back. Now, when I handed her the card, she was initially going to be my resident Fly Girl on CLUBBUTTS but come photo shoot time, I noticed her butt was bubbly. What a pleasant surprise, I must say! On our CB scale, Tastee is sitting on a 7.5  Shannon See more of Shannon Meet Shannon. I believe I met her at Gun Hill Rd in the Bronx. I passed her a card while she was in full stride. She called back and we arranged a meeting place so I could run down the procedures (CLUBBUTTS' Law). Shannon agreed to the procedures and we set up a shoot time. Shannon is/was a joy to work with and oozes sexiness. You will have to check out the galleries to fully understand (wink wink)! Again, Shannon is a slim-my for all you slim girl lovers. Shannon's butt on our scales is a sexy 7  Janaye See more of Janaye Meet Janaye. Okay this is a weird one. It seems that either Janaye's ex or her brother gave her a CLUBBUTTS card. She called me. Not knowing who she was, I set up a meeting spot. She came through. I immediately took notice of her pear shape body, then her bubbly persona. Well, needless to say we vibed quick, I even managed to get her to show me what she's working with on the spot. I like her! We set up a shoot and made it happened. On the CLUBBUTTS booty scale Janaye is dragging an 8 in the caboose. Kelly See more of Kelly Meet Kelly. I met this big booty mama at 149th and the Grand Concourse in the Bronx. I tried to give her a card but missed my opportunity. Luck will have it, that her moms noticed my failed attempt. She wanted to give the CLUBBUTTS card to Kelly herself. Nope, not happening. Moms called Kelly back, so I could get my attack on. When Kelly walked with my card in hand, she knew all she needed to know about CLUBBUTTS. She called. We shot and on the infamous CLUBBUTTS scale Kelly sits on an 8.5 Roni See more of Roni Meet Roni. I met this round booty honey at Intervale Ave in the Bronx. I excused myself and gave her a card. She said she going to call and she did. At the time, my line was long and did not return her call. Weeks go by, and she calls again, talking about how she's going off to school soon. I set up a meeting. She meets me wearing these tight ass jeans. See, I almost let this one go. Photo shoot time! Look at that picture again. No comment. On our CLUBBUTTS booty scale, Roni is holding a big round 9.5 La La See more of La La Meet La La. I met this young lady at Neried Ave in the Bronx. I was having a boxing discussion with my mans, when I seen La La coming. yeah, she has one of those asses you can see coming. Anyways, when she walked passed me, I excuse myself from my man and ran after that. I slid her a card, and hoped she call. She did, and she jumped the CLUBBUTTS line! Yes, the bigger the booty the faster you will get shot. Two days later, La La is posing for me in the studio! Ya gotta love it! La La has a super bubble and on the CLUBBUTTS scale she holds a 10! Word up. Chocolate See more of Chocolate Meet Chocolate! I met Chocolate at 149th and the Grand Concourse in the Bronx. I gave her a card and watched her walk away. She called back weeks later and we set up a meeting spot on 145th in Harlem. There I familiarized myself with what Chocolate is working with, carefully explained to her what CLUBBUTTS is about and set up a photo shoot. Chocolate remains special to me because during the dark days of building this site, she stayed patient knowing we weren't built for failure. Chocolate sits on an 8 Star See more of Star Hey meet Star! Yes, a THICK one! Star was recruited by our very own Charmin. I had no idea what this young lady looked like. I went on the strength of Charmin's words. I simply gave Star a buzz buzz (call) and arranged a photo shoot at The River Road Inn on 233rd Street in the Bronx. Star arrived, looking all fly with her big ol' butt and the photo session began. On the infamous CLUBBUTTS booty scale where he judge ladies asses from 7(cute) to 10 (Gawd Dammm!) Star is dragging an 8.5! Bella See more of Bella Meet Bella! I caught this doll at 149th and the Grand Concourse in The Bronx, looking all good and shit. She was on her cell phone so I exercised patience until she was done with her call. Yeah, it took a while but my patience paid off. Immediately, afterwards I attacked her with the precision of a Master! I walked up to her, excused myself, handed her a card, explained CLUBBUTTS to her briefly. Bella called back, we set up a meeting and worked out a photo shoot session. Bella is a fly one and sits on a 7 Cheeks See more of Cheeks Meet Cheeks. Jack the Smuggler caught this one out in Brooklyn. Funny thing is, she had to get her man's permission to do the photo shoot. Fortunately for us, her man did not mind. When we drove to meet Cheeks, she was waiting on the corner with her man. Her booty was killing them jeans she wearing, her butt was actually trying to burst free. I looked at Jack and smiled, a sign of approval. We took Cheeks to some Hotel by Grant Ave in Brooklyn for the shoot. On the CLUBBUTTS scales, She's holds a 9  Zenobia See more of Zenobia Meet Zenobia. Jack the Smuggler caught this one on that distant planet known as Brooklyn. I do not know the story for this one, all I know is Mr. Smuggler drove her up to the Bronx for the shoot. Cute in the face and ass department and slightly bow legged. We took her to the River Road Inn on 233rd, to do the CLUBBUTTS photo shoot. Zenobia loved being in front of the camera, posing like a professional. She was a blast. On our CLUBBUTTS booty scales, Zenobia sits on a cute 7 Charmin See more of Charmin Meet Charmin! I met Charmin at 149th Street and 3rd Ave in The Bronx. She almost got away but stopped to help someone who was down on his luck. Some say homeless cats don't serve a purpose, I beg to differ. I excuse myself and hand Charmin a CLUBBUTTS card. She calls back a few days later and we set up a photo session. She shows up wanting to negotiate her wages. We go to the local Mickey Dee's to talk about it. She skillfully removes her coat to reveal her SUPER booty. SOLD! Charmin is a 10 on the infamous CLUBBUTTS scale. KandiKisses See more of KK Meet Kandi Kisses! This is a Jack The Smuggler find by way of Brooklyn. I can not recall the story for Kandi Kisses, all I know come shoot time, this young lady had me waiting for her at Grant Avenue for hours. Fortunately, I have plenty of fond memories at Grant Ave, the graffiti heads know what I'm talking. Eventually Jack shows up and calls Kandi Kisses again to tell her to meet us in front of the motel. Hour later, she arrives and the photo shoot finally begins. Kandi Kisses is sitting on a 7 butt. Sushi See more of Sushi Meet Sushi! Jack the Smuggler met Sushi out in Brooklyn. To have him tell it, Jack was going to the bodega (store) to get some coffee when he noticed cats falling all over themselves. Jack Smuggs being the nosy ma'fucker that he is, investigated the situation to see that it was Sushi killing the cats on the Avenue with her ass and her walk. Jack rolled up on Sushi, CLUBBUTTS card in hand. She called back, we set up a photo session in the Motel off of Grant Ave. Sushi is a fly young lady with a mean 8.5 booty. Candy See more of Candy Meet Candy! I met this cute young lady at Jackson Ave in The Bronx. I slid her a CLUBBUTTS card, she looked at it, giggled and walked away. A few days later Candy called. We arranged a shoot to make it happen. Once the lights was up, she got shy on me. I exercised some patience.Fortunately, Candy brought a friend with her who helped comfort her and get her out her thong. Hey, that's what friends are for! Candy has a cute butt and on the Infamous CLUBBUTTS scale she holds a 7 Isis See more of Isis Meet Isis! Man, listen.. I met this older lady at Tremont Avenue in the Boogie Down Bronx. She came thru with a white jump suit on (see: Members Area). I had to give her a CLUBBUTTS card. These young ladies have nothing on her, Isis kills them all! You can see her coming. She SERIOUSLY stops traffic, makes other women stare, whisper and point! Behold...Madness!!! Isis Booty on the CLUBBUTTS scale which is a rating system from 6-10 (5 being completely flat) is a 12. WORD UP!  Diamond See more of Diamond Meet Diamond! I met Diamond at Fordham Road in The Bronx. I slid her a CLUBBUTTS card. Well, my head must have been elsewhere because I had no idea who she was, when she called. I brushed her off. When other models left us hanging, I called her and she came through like a thoroughbred. When we met up, my crime partner Mr. Smuggler asked, "How could you forget her?" To this day, I can not answer that question! Diamond is fine, her booty is an 8 on thee CLUBBUTTS scales.  China Red See more of China Red Meet China Red. This is were it all began, the very first model for CLUBBUTTS. I met this feisty young lady at Prospect Ave in the Bronx. I gave her a CLUBBUTTS card, she looked at it, looked at me and said, "So, you want me to get nude?" and the saga begins. She called back the very next day, ready to work but I wasn't ready. She called the following day too. Let's do this. The very first photo shoot done at that bullshit motel around 223rd and White Plains Rd. On our scales Red holds a 7